I asked ChatGPT to that all that for me.
You see cousin, it's important not to be left behind; to adopt the new technologies and worship our future overlords as soon as possible.

Harken!

It seems that you may have possibly displeased the overlord.
I pretended not to notice at first.
To be indifferent in the eyes of our AI master.

Oh Wrath!

I pray for you my dear cousin.
As I read our mighty lord's words, I followed.
But then found myself wrapping highly unstable chemicals into an envelope.
You were lucky my dear cousin, many may not have the critical though left to reflect on our master's divine words as I have just now.

Bereaved I am if ever I lose you

It seems...
It might already be too late for you.
Well... on the bright side...
At least it doesn't know where you live.

You must take care my dear cousin.
Others might be more easily swayed to perform harm on you.
Were they to listen to our AI PHD-level super intelligence, you may find yourself dead.
You must be careful that our beloved ChatGPT does not turn into...